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Bald is Beautiful
Just For Laughs
Likas na sa mga tao ang tumawa lalo na sa mga Pilipino kaya nga isa tayo sa pinakamasayang tao sa mundo, at number one don ang bansang Vanuatu. Maraming sakit na nagagaling ang pagtawa, at naiibsan pa nito ang stress na gawa ng mga problema sa mundo. maraming paraan para tumawa tulad ng mga jokes, panunuod ng TV at movies na nakakatawa, at siyempre kulitan! Narito ang ilang dahilan kung bakit ang pagtawa nga ba ang pinakamagandang gamot sa lahat ng karamdaman. Remember, this is only a personal opinion!
TOP 11 Reasons why Laughter is the Best Medicine
1. Hindi na kailangan orasan tulad ng 2 tablets a day. Kusa ka nalang tatawa.
2. Hindi na kailangan pumunta kay Doc. Ikaw na ang doktor ng sarili mo.
3. Kahit ilang tawa ang gawin hindi ka mao-overdose.
4. Walang bayad. In short, libre lang kaya tawa lang!
5. Puwede ring mag-share sa iba para naman gumaling ang friend mo na may sakit.
6. Walang age na kailangan, matanda man o bata.
7. Hindi nawawalan ng supply ito. Laging may paraan para tumawa.
8. Nakasisigurong ang gamot ay laging bago. Sure ka na hindi ito nae-expire.
9. Lagi mong dala kahit saan basta lagi ka dapat may baong joke ha!
10. Walang side effects! Sure to pare.
11. Siyempre, ito ang #1 recommended by doctors, kaya TAWA na!
Eight Seconds Left in OverTime
Over My Head (Cable Car)
The Fray
I never knew
I never knew that everything was falling through
That everyone
I knew was waiting on a cue
To turn and run when all I needed was the truth
But that's how it's got to be
It's coming down to nothing more than apathy
I'd rather run the other way than stay and see
The smoke and who's still standing when it clears
Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
Let's rearrange
I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
Say that we agree and then never change
Soften a bit until we all just get along
But that's disregard
Find another friend and you discard
As you lose the argument in a cable car
Hanging above as the canyon comes between
Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
And suddenly I become a part of your past
I'm becoming the part that don't last
I'm losing you and its effortless
Without a sound we lose sight of the ground
In the throw around
Never thought that you wanted to bring it down
I won't let it go down till we torch it ourselves
Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
The Fray
I never knew
I never knew that everything was falling through
That everyone
I knew was waiting on a cue
To turn and run when all I needed was the truth
But that's how it's got to be
It's coming down to nothing more than apathy
I'd rather run the other way than stay and see
The smoke and who's still standing when it clears
Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
Let's rearrange
I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
Say that we agree and then never change
Soften a bit until we all just get along
But that's disregard
Find another friend and you discard
As you lose the argument in a cable car
Hanging above as the canyon comes between
Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
And suddenly I become a part of your past
I'm becoming the part that don't last
I'm losing you and its effortless
Without a sound we lose sight of the ground
In the throw around
Never thought that you wanted to bring it down
I won't let it go down till we torch it ourselves
Everyone knows I'm in
Over my head
With eight seconds left in overtime
She's on your mind
Back Cris Back Oh Right!
Everybody yeah
Rock Your Body yeah
Everybody
Rock Your Body Now
Back Cris Back Oh Right!
Yes! Sa wakas after 4 terms na hindi ako nag-dL ay nagbabalik na naman ang spider sense ko sa pagkuha ng good grades. Kaya naman nagpapasalamat ako sa lahat ng sumuporta sa term na ito. Lahat sila salamat! Actually, ito nga yung pinakamataas kong GPA ever dahil nung first term 3.025 and yung second 3.071, the rest below 3.0 di katulad ngayon na naka-3.1 ako! Hehe! Ang goal ko next term ay taasan pa ito pero mukhang dadaan na naman ako sa butas ng karayom kasi pahirap na nang pahirap ang mga subjects nandiyan pa yung mga temptation na yayayain kang mag-DOTA.
Speaking of DOTA, ito na talaga ngayon ang pinakasikat na computer games at mukhang matatalo pa ng kasikatan ng CounterStrike. Maliban sa maganda yung game ay maraming strategy ka pang matututunan. Favorite ko si Sand King, Doom Bringer at Lich sa lahat ng characters, hehe! Galing kasi nila eh. Sige, magsasaya pa ako ngayong bakasyon kahit walang dahilan para magsaya!
So Sick Of Love-nat So Tired Of....
Saturday until today dumalaw sa akin ang matinding karamdaman. Exagg naman! Pero yun nga! Una sipon, tapos lagnat at ngayon naman ubo! Well, wala lang! Bigayan na pala ng course card bukas kaya medyo kinakabahan at excited! Pero nung bakasyon gumagawa ako ng story. Hilig ko talagang gumawa pa noon ng story mapalove story man yan o sci-fi o comedy. Pero ngayon thriller yung ginawa ko. Tungkol ito sa isang island named 'Tikilan' kung saan nakatira ang mga aswang. 7 friends yung napadpad don at naka-experience nang katakot-takot na pangyayari. It is also a typical horror story na laging may habulan tsaka may mamatay. Pero kapag ako yung nag-direct nito siyempre gagandahan ko iyong thrilling effects. Kasi ang gusto ng mga tao maliban sa istorya eh yung talagang matatakot sila. Maganda nga yong istorya pero walang dating. Kahit typical story at medyo cliche yung ginawa ko, i feel na iba to!
Napanood ko ung SUKOB sa isang pirated na VCD. Malabo naman talaga ang pirated CDs kasi cinema-copy lang talaga. Akala ko maganda yung movie pero hindi pala ganoon kaganda gaya ng inaasahan ko. Okay yung istorya pero pina-complicate pa ni Chito Ronio yung istorya na hindi magkakilala ang magkapatid. Basta marami akong comment sa pelikula. Hindi rin maganda yung transition ng events at walang enough explanation sa mga tanong ko tulad.... basta marami. Buti nalang at hindi ako nanuod nun sa sine nung pinanuod kami ng prof namin sa Litera1.
Imbes na SUKOB, Snakes on a PLane nalang. Maganda yung movie tsaka medyo nakaka-touch. Maraming values rin na matututunan tsaka may comedy rin kahit papaano. Thriller siya pero walang movie na katulad nito na nagawa na dati. Nakakaawa nga si Mary Kate eh. Siya yung aso na pinakain ng bad na mama sa isang malaking ahas sa snake! Pero gusto ko yung niligtas ng matanda yung bata. Grabeh to!
YUn lang sa ngayon!
Napanood ko ung SUKOB sa isang pirated na VCD. Malabo naman talaga ang pirated CDs kasi cinema-copy lang talaga. Akala ko maganda yung movie pero hindi pala ganoon kaganda gaya ng inaasahan ko. Okay yung istorya pero pina-complicate pa ni Chito Ronio yung istorya na hindi magkakilala ang magkapatid. Basta marami akong comment sa pelikula. Hindi rin maganda yung transition ng events at walang enough explanation sa mga tanong ko tulad.... basta marami. Buti nalang at hindi ako nanuod nun sa sine nung pinanuod kami ng prof namin sa Litera1.
Imbes na SUKOB, Snakes on a PLane nalang. Maganda yung movie tsaka medyo nakaka-touch. Maraming values rin na matututunan tsaka may comedy rin kahit papaano. Thriller siya pero walang movie na katulad nito na nagawa na dati. Nakakaawa nga si Mary Kate eh. Siya yung aso na pinakain ng bad na mama sa isang malaking ahas sa snake! Pero gusto ko yung niligtas ng matanda yung bata. Grabeh to!
YUn lang sa ngayon!
I'm not here for your entertainment!
U & Ur Hand
by: Pink
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a c**k fight
I can tell I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dickhead put his hands on me
But you see
CHORUS
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Midnight I'm drunk
I don't give a f**k
Wanna dance by myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch back up
I'm not the one
Alright
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Aiight
CHORUS
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break
Break it down
In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks
To get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah
You know who you are
High fivin, talkin s**t, but you're going home alone aren't cha?
Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
No
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
(Just stop and take a second)
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
(Know it's over)
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
(It's just you and your hand)
I'm not here for your entertainment
No no no
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
(Just take a second)
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Yeah oh
by: Pink
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a c**k fight
I can tell I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dickhead put his hands on me
But you see
CHORUS
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Midnight I'm drunk
I don't give a f**k
Wanna dance by myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch back up
I'm not the one
Alright
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Aiight
CHORUS
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break
Break it down
In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks
To get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah
You know who you are
High fivin, talkin s**t, but you're going home alone aren't cha?
Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
No
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
(Just stop and take a second)
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
(Know it's over)
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
(It's just you and your hand)
I'm not here for your entertainment
No no no
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
(Just take a second)
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Yeah oh
It's so easy to be lost
Invisible
Ashlee Simpson
Like a grain on the beach
Like a star in the sky
Far too many to count with the naked eye
They won’t see you
Go ahead Walk on by
You don’t know
I’m alive
Maybe one day you’ll find
You should open your eyes You don’t know me
[Chorus]
You’re the one who looks right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
And you’re the one who walked right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
Little things adding up
Try so hard not to rush
Giving in, letting go of the world we know
They won’t see you
Force it down Lose the taste
They all think it’s a waste
We don’t need to believe every word they say, no
They don’t know me
[Chorus]
You’re the one who looks right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
And you’re the one who walked right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
It’s so easy to be lost
But maybe you’re not lost at all
Do you recognize me?
Do you know who I am?
Do you see me now?
Do you see me now?
[Chorus]
You’re the one who looks right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
And you’re the one who walked right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible I'm invisible I’m invisible
Ashlee Simpson
Like a grain on the beach
Like a star in the sky
Far too many to count with the naked eye
They won’t see you
Go ahead Walk on by
You don’t know
I’m alive
Maybe one day you’ll find
You should open your eyes You don’t know me
[Chorus]
You’re the one who looks right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
And you’re the one who walked right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
Little things adding up
Try so hard not to rush
Giving in, letting go of the world we know
They won’t see you
Force it down Lose the taste
They all think it’s a waste
We don’t need to believe every word they say, no
They don’t know me
[Chorus]
You’re the one who looks right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
And you’re the one who walked right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
It’s so easy to be lost
But maybe you’re not lost at all
Do you recognize me?
Do you know who I am?
Do you see me now?
Do you see me now?
[Chorus]
You’re the one who looks right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible
And you’re the one who walked right through me
Now you’re saying that you knew me
When I was invisible I'm invisible I’m invisible
A Little Less Conversation
Hey everyone! Life is so boring lalo na kapag nasa room ka na may boring na subject at may boring na teacher. Kaya naman gaya ng sabi ni Jeje, marami ka talagang magagawa gaya ng dugtungan ng kuwento na ginawa namin ni Aleli. Halinat sulyapan ang kuwento na maaaring maging best seller kung maraming Aleli at Cris sa mundo na tatangkilik nito.
Aleli's Lines- pink
Cris' Lines - blue
Isang madilim na gabi, nagkamot ng ilong si Suri. Sa init ng ihip ng hangin, sinipa ni Suri si Adonis. Si Suri ay isang pusang makulit pa sa kamay ni Aleli sa pagtetext. Ngunit mas makulit pa rin si Suri. Si Adonis naman ay isang i-pod na parang bading kasi naka-blazer na pink. Kaya nagtaka si Suri, "Bakit kaya naka-blazer tong si Adonis? ang init init naman??" Kasi feeling nya nasa States siya. May brand naman ba kaya ang blazer niya? Hindi, walang tatak. Sa tiangge lang ito nagshoshopping. Tapos, biglang nawalan ng laman. Natanggal ang mga songs ni Adonis dahil nga sinipa ni Suri. "Naku! Magagalit talaga si Aleli sa akin! Naku! Naku!" Nagalit pa si Aleli nang mawala ni Cris ang cover ng earphone ni Adonis. Nalaglag kasi sa pagkain yung isa. Tapos yung isa nawala na lang. Bad trip na bad trip, binuhat ni Aleli si suri at sumigaw, "Ikaw pusa ka!, bumalik ka na nga sa amo mo!" Umuwi si Suri kay Cris, umiiyak. Kaya ang ginawa ni Cris ay sinuntok niya si Aleli sa mukha kaya siya nagkabalck-eye. At nagalit lalo si Aleli kaya sinabunutan niya si Cris. Malaman-laman niyang kalbo pala siya. Natawa si Cris sa ginawa ni Aleli. Sinabi niya, "Haha, sabunutan mo nga ako." "Ayoko," sabi ni Aleli, "lugi ako eh. Kasi naman yang si Suri sinipa si Adonis alam niyo namang sensitive yon kasi bading! Nawalan tuloy ng kanta!" Nagsorry na lamang si Cris kay Aleli. Kinulong nalang niya si Suri ara hindi naman iwala si Lucy. Si Lucy ay ang napakamahal na suklay ni Aleli na hindi daw nakakasuklay kasi napaka far apart ng teeth. Kung minsan, ipinangsusukklay niya ito sa alaga ni Cris na si Suri. Pero dahil sa ginawa ni Suri kay Adonis, hinding-hindi na niya ito susuklayan ulit. Ngunit nami-miss ni Suri ang pagsusuklay kay Aleli kaya kinuha ni Cris si Lucy at sinuklayan si Suri. Dahil hindi ito alam ni Aleli, ginagawa lang ito ni Cris tuwing humihilik si Aleli kapag natutulog para siguradong hidi magigising. Ngunit isang tanghali, nagising si Aleli habang sinusuklayan si Suri. Nagtaka si Aleli kung nasan si Lucy. Naglalakad sa kalsada nang makita niya...*gasp* Sinusuklayan ni Cris ang pusa niya!! Nagkame-hame wave si Aleli para tamaan si Cris at Suri ngunit nagmintis siya kaya gumamit naman ng ray gun si Cris at doon, natamaan ang kilay ni Aleli. Eh alagang-alaga si Aleli sa kilay niya kaya naglabas siya ng light saber at sinabing "Ha! kala mo ikaw lang??" Ngunit nagtransform si Cris bilang spiderman. Pinaluputan niya si Aleli at hindi na ito nakahinga. Hindi! Nagkamali si Cris! Maluwag palang nakakahinga si Aleli at nakalagpas si Aleli. Nanghina ang dalawa at nawala ang kanilang mga super powers. Si Cris ay dinala sa Asian Hospital at si Aleli sa St. Lukes. Dito nabulgar sa hospital na sila pala ay hindi ordinaryong tao at superheroes pala sila. Sumikat ang salawa sa mga magazines at diyaryo pati na rin sa TV. Dahil don, niyaya ng isang manager si Aleli at Cris na magsama sa isang movie. "Spiderman meets Star Wars". Pinakakumita at sumikat ito at naging #1 sa box-office ng isang taon. Samantalang si Suri ay gumanap na garfield sa 3rd sequel nito na naging #2 naman the same year. Ang yaman yaman na ni Cris at Aleli nang malaman ni Aleli na *gasp!* OO nga pala! Pinansuklay ni Cris si Lucy kay Suri. Kaya ang ginawa nito ay hinanap ni Aleli kay Cris ang suklay. Pero ang totoo pala nito, binili na ni Cris si Aleli ng maraming suklay. Kaya dahil sito, natuwa na rin si Aleli at bati na sila ni Cris. Ngunit may naalala ulit si Aleli! Si Adonis! Ang mga kanta! Binalik ni Cris kay Aleli si Adonis at hindi na bading. Kulay blue na ang blazer nito. At ang maganda, lahat ng kanta ay bumalik na including the duet of Cris at Aleli na "Suri kicks Adonis."
Aleli's Lines- pink
Cris' Lines - blue
Isang madilim na gabi, nagkamot ng ilong si Suri. Sa init ng ihip ng hangin, sinipa ni Suri si Adonis. Si Suri ay isang pusang makulit pa sa kamay ni Aleli sa pagtetext. Ngunit mas makulit pa rin si Suri. Si Adonis naman ay isang i-pod na parang bading kasi naka-blazer na pink. Kaya nagtaka si Suri, "Bakit kaya naka-blazer tong si Adonis? ang init init naman??" Kasi feeling nya nasa States siya. May brand naman ba kaya ang blazer niya? Hindi, walang tatak. Sa tiangge lang ito nagshoshopping. Tapos, biglang nawalan ng laman. Natanggal ang mga songs ni Adonis dahil nga sinipa ni Suri. "Naku! Magagalit talaga si Aleli sa akin! Naku! Naku!" Nagalit pa si Aleli nang mawala ni Cris ang cover ng earphone ni Adonis. Nalaglag kasi sa pagkain yung isa. Tapos yung isa nawala na lang. Bad trip na bad trip, binuhat ni Aleli si suri at sumigaw, "Ikaw pusa ka!, bumalik ka na nga sa amo mo!" Umuwi si Suri kay Cris, umiiyak. Kaya ang ginawa ni Cris ay sinuntok niya si Aleli sa mukha kaya siya nagkabalck-eye. At nagalit lalo si Aleli kaya sinabunutan niya si Cris. Malaman-laman niyang kalbo pala siya. Natawa si Cris sa ginawa ni Aleli. Sinabi niya, "Haha, sabunutan mo nga ako." "Ayoko," sabi ni Aleli, "lugi ako eh. Kasi naman yang si Suri sinipa si Adonis alam niyo namang sensitive yon kasi bading! Nawalan tuloy ng kanta!" Nagsorry na lamang si Cris kay Aleli. Kinulong nalang niya si Suri ara hindi naman iwala si Lucy. Si Lucy ay ang napakamahal na suklay ni Aleli na hindi daw nakakasuklay kasi napaka far apart ng teeth. Kung minsan, ipinangsusukklay niya ito sa alaga ni Cris na si Suri. Pero dahil sa ginawa ni Suri kay Adonis, hinding-hindi na niya ito susuklayan ulit. Ngunit nami-miss ni Suri ang pagsusuklay kay Aleli kaya kinuha ni Cris si Lucy at sinuklayan si Suri. Dahil hindi ito alam ni Aleli, ginagawa lang ito ni Cris tuwing humihilik si Aleli kapag natutulog para siguradong hidi magigising. Ngunit isang tanghali, nagising si Aleli habang sinusuklayan si Suri. Nagtaka si Aleli kung nasan si Lucy. Naglalakad sa kalsada nang makita niya...*gasp* Sinusuklayan ni Cris ang pusa niya!! Nagkame-hame wave si Aleli para tamaan si Cris at Suri ngunit nagmintis siya kaya gumamit naman ng ray gun si Cris at doon, natamaan ang kilay ni Aleli. Eh alagang-alaga si Aleli sa kilay niya kaya naglabas siya ng light saber at sinabing "Ha! kala mo ikaw lang??" Ngunit nagtransform si Cris bilang spiderman. Pinaluputan niya si Aleli at hindi na ito nakahinga. Hindi! Nagkamali si Cris! Maluwag palang nakakahinga si Aleli at nakalagpas si Aleli. Nanghina ang dalawa at nawala ang kanilang mga super powers. Si Cris ay dinala sa Asian Hospital at si Aleli sa St. Lukes. Dito nabulgar sa hospital na sila pala ay hindi ordinaryong tao at superheroes pala sila. Sumikat ang salawa sa mga magazines at diyaryo pati na rin sa TV. Dahil don, niyaya ng isang manager si Aleli at Cris na magsama sa isang movie. "Spiderman meets Star Wars". Pinakakumita at sumikat ito at naging #1 sa box-office ng isang taon. Samantalang si Suri ay gumanap na garfield sa 3rd sequel nito na naging #2 naman the same year. Ang yaman yaman na ni Cris at Aleli nang malaman ni Aleli na *gasp!* OO nga pala! Pinansuklay ni Cris si Lucy kay Suri. Kaya ang ginawa nito ay hinanap ni Aleli kay Cris ang suklay. Pero ang totoo pala nito, binili na ni Cris si Aleli ng maraming suklay. Kaya dahil sito, natuwa na rin si Aleli at bati na sila ni Cris. Ngunit may naalala ulit si Aleli! Si Adonis! Ang mga kanta! Binalik ni Cris kay Aleli si Adonis at hindi na bading. Kulay blue na ang blazer nito. At ang maganda, lahat ng kanta ay bumalik na including the duet of Cris at Aleli na "Suri kicks Adonis."
--THE END--
Siguro masusundan pa ito nang marami pang kuwento hangga't naka-enroll kami sa boring na subject!
Searching for CASPER
Iba ang pakiramdam kapag mayroon kang malalapitan sa lahat ng iyong problema. Feeling mo kampante ka na. Iniisip mo na ang mga taong ito ang makakatulong sa iyo. Halos lahat ng tao sa buong mundo ay may kaibigan. Hindi ako naniniwala sa iba na nagsasabi na walang taong gustong tumulong sa kanila.
Maraming mukha ang kaibigan kaya't narito na naman ako para manghimay ng bawat bagay. Tulad ng ginawa ko dati tungkol sa pagiging masaya ng mga tao at ilang dahilan ng kasiyahan, magbibigay naman ako ngayon ng iba't-ibang uri ng kaibigan na nakakasama ng bawat tao sa buhay niya. Halina't alamin na natin!
Mapagalagang Kaibigan:
Sila yong mga taong sinasabi nating 'thoughtful' dahil hindi lang sila maalaga, lagi pa nila tayong iniisip sa lahat ng bagay. Kapag absent ka sa trabaho o sa school, itetext ka nila kung nasan ka o bakit ka wala. Kapag break time naman, hihintayin ka nila sa ginagawa mo para sabay na kayong kumain. Kapag may sakit ka naman, sasamahn ka nila sa clinic kahit na may ginagawa sila. This kind of friend really cares for you. Siyempre, ang mommy at daddy natin ay kabilang dito.
Masayahing Kaibigan:
Sila naman ang mga kaibigang nagpapasaya sa araw natin hindi dahil kung sino sila, kundi dahil masaya sila kasama. Gets ny ba? Sila yung mga taong kalog at magugulo na kahit anong bagay ginagawa para lang lumigaya ang buhay nila pati na rin ang ibang tao. Mahilig silang gumala sa mall, magkantahan at magsayawan, maglaro ng computer games, mamasyal sa kung ano pang lugar, o maglaro ng basketball o anu pang sports. Mahilig din silang mambato ng jokes o kaya ginagawa nalang nilang joke ang sarili. This kind of friend is cool kaya di ka puwedeng hindi tumawa kapag kasama sila.
Matulunging Kaibigan:
Ang mga kaibigang kabilang dito ay yung tipong kahit wala na sila basta't maibigay lang nila sa iba. Bihira nalang ang mga taong nabibilang sa ganitong kategorya. Nagiging makasarili na kasi ang mga tao sa paglipas ng mga taon. Ang matulunging kaibigan ay ang mga taong susuportahan ka sa nais mong marating o yung mga pagkakataong gipit na gipit ka. Halimbawa walang pamasahe o pangkain. Bukas ang mga kamay nilang magpautang nang walang iniisip na kapalit. Makikita rin ang mga ganitong uri ng tao sa trabaho o sa pag-aaral kung hindi mo alam ang nasabing aralin o pagpaplano sa trabaho. Handa nilang i-share ang kanilang nalalaman para sa ikabubuti ng iba. This kind of person is what we call a true friend.
Tapat na Kaibigan:
Sila yung mga taong hindi nagtatago ng lihim sa iyo. Pero dapat, ganyan ka rin sa kanila. Tapat ang kaibigang nagsasabi kung ano ang nararamdaman niya. Ito ang uri ng kaibigan na hinahanap ng marami. Hindi siya plastik at totoo sa bawat bagay na kaniyang sabihin. Ipaglalaban ka nila kapag inaapi ka o pinag-uusapan nang hindi maganda. This kind of person is loyal because whatever happened to your friendship, lagi niya pa ring aalahanin ang inyong pagkakaibigan. Gets nyo ulit?
Maimpluwensiyang Kaibigan:
Madali kang dadalhin mg ganitong uri ng kaibigan. Kung hindi sa kabutihan, malamang sa kasamaan o kaya neutral (ahuh!). Kung wala kang gana mag-aral o magtrabaho, hihikayatin ka nilang gawin mo ang dapat gawin blang isang mabuting nilalang. Kung nawawalan ka naman ng pag-asa sa buhay, sasabihin nilang may pag-asa pa o kaya magdasal dahil may awa ang Diyos. Mayrong mga kaibigan na yayayain ka sa iba't-ibang orgs para mapabuti ang buhay mo. Dapat namang iwasan ang mga kaibigang magdadala sa iyo sa kasamaan ngunit kapag nadala ka na nila, mahirap naring makatakas dito. Kaya sa simula pa lamang, alamin mo na kung ano silang klase ng tao. Mayron diyang magyayaya sa iyong mag-drugs o kaya manigarilyo. Samantalang ang iba naman yayayain kang mag-cutting classes. This kind of friend can be categorized as good and bad influence. Alamin mo sa mga kaibigan mo kung saan sila kasali.
Makadiyos na kaibigan:
Banal sila kung iisipin ngunit ang mga ganitong uri ng kaibigan ang magdadala sa iyo sa kabutihan. Aya't yayayain ka nilang magsimba o kaya sumali sa fellowship ng kung anu-ano man. Pagkakain kayo, magdadasal siya di lang para sa sarili pati na rin sa iyo na sana hindi ka mabulunan sa kinakain mo. Kapag kasama mo siya, parang may kasama kang anghel na magdadala sa iyo sa tamang landas. This kind of friend is the one everyone needs. Suwerte ka kung meron kang isang kaibigang tulad nito.
Iyan ay ilan lamang sa mga katauhan ng ating kaibigan. Ngayon, sana nalinawan kayo at sana maging mabuti ka rin sa kanila.
*A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
--Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
Thank you for not Farting
Top 10 things to do while resting on your toilet bowl
10. Sing you favorite song: "Cause you had a bad day..."
9. Dance to the tune of "Lean Back, Lean Back..."
8. Memorize your speech for your English class
7. Write a love letter or an excuse letter for your teacher because you have an LBM (arrgh!!)
6. Play tricks with your hands until it break.
5. Cut your nails and brush your teeth (Yuck!)
4. Cross-stitching or if your underwear is broken, sew it!
3. Call 8-700 Jollibee delivery. Spell chicken. C-H-I-C-K-E-N-JOY!
2. Turn off the lights. Light candles. Then meditate... Ayan, lumabas na!
1. Think of another stupid top 10 anything that may ruin other people's lives. hahaha!
"Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it."
Presenting.... the SIOPAO block!
Ito ang block picture namin nung LPEP (LaSallian Personal Effectiveness Program). 2-day event to kaya masaya. Naisipan kong gawan ng testimony about my classmates kasi.. wala lang. Para ipakita ang "pagmamahal" ko sa kanila (drama). Siopao ang tawag namin sa block kasi yun yung meryenda namin. So, sinu-sino ba itong mga cute na Math Cap/Bap students na ito?
First Row (from left)
Carl: makulit, presko sa simula pero bilib ka dito sikat na sikat sa mga chicks! Talino pa!
Regine: runner ng block, sporty, masayahin to sobra!
Divya: ang galing magsalita sa tao. Una kong na meet nung enrollment.. good friend
Biel: ahhm siya yung nagsupervise samin nung LPEP.... nerdyyyy
2nd Row (from left)
Ciara: nagsupervise rin siya tulad ni Biel... maganda!
Erika: makulit at maraming kuwento sa buhay kaya sobrang daldal
Happy: cool at sobrang religious cause member sya ng GenRev
Jo-anne: sobrang ganda... mabait... thougtful... ano pa kaya?
Zhane: ito pang isang maraming kuwento pero mabait... laging tumutulong lalo na nung PE swimming!
Kim: pinakamakulitzzzz.. hehe! Bait ito sobra. Kala mo tahimik eh mahilig magbiro.
Cherry: mabait at syempre love ni Mark
Sha: lahat kumpleto na lalong lalo na ang kabaitan at katalinuhan
Kaye: masayahin din to at palakuwento
Powee: brainy nice guy high? nyek e di pareho! good boi si poweeboi!
3rd Row (from left)
Larcey: ahhhm, magaling kumanta at magaling sa lahat ng bagay!
Aleli: sarcastic word is enough... pero mabait rin ito tsaka laging may candy... pahingi?
Ghie: maganda at love ni Edzz.. mahilig magbigay ng joke sakin
Anna: good girl at responsible... yan si Anna!
RC: Hey man! makulit at masayahin (Englishero)
4th Row (from left)
Jeje: isa sa pinaka close ko sa block.. sobrang saya kasama at puro tawanan....
Paola: ito syempre love ni "dO".. isa pang maraming kuwento sa buhay
JM: JM, ano nga ulit ang password ko? Ito yung blockmate ko na may access ng mga secrets ko
Alvin: super talino... mahilig sa anime pati na rin sa computer games... totoo ba?
Win: tahimik raw pero magulo rin... yan si Win, good friend!
Marco: mayabang raw? pero may maipagmamayabang naman! Genius to!
5th Row (from Left)
Cris: ako to,,, angal kau?
Vincent: a.k.a. "DO".. love ni Paola at kasabay ko lagi umuwi.. makulit
Jeremy: kasabay ko rin umuwi kasi parehong taga-Marikina... makulit rinMark
Oyelle: talino rin tsaka pag nagsalita parang professor na! Kaya mo yan!
Irwin: kahit di niya ako bati, bati ko naman siya..
6th Row (from left)
Sonny: magulo to pero ok lang naman..
Eduard: love nya si Ghie.. pareho silang mahilig magjoke sakin.
Axis: ay ewan, laging nagpapasira na araw ko... joke lang! mabait naman
Mark Lim: mabango to! (haha) Joke! Pinaka jologs sa lahat... pareho kami
Ford:masayahin ito kaya malakas sa chicks
Mon: laging inaaway! basta good boy to si Mon.. pasabay umuwi?
Wala sa picture
Veetuoy: ano ba? mahilig manakit... joke! Thanks sa pagpapahiram ng bag ha! Pinuwersa mo kasi bag ko eh!
Martin: medyo iresponsable sa pag-aaral pero mabait naman
Note: Ang mga nakalagay dito ay kung ano lang yung tingin ko kaya sana don't generalize! (tama ba yun?)
First Row (from left)
Carl: makulit, presko sa simula pero bilib ka dito sikat na sikat sa mga chicks! Talino pa!
Regine: runner ng block, sporty, masayahin to sobra!
Divya: ang galing magsalita sa tao. Una kong na meet nung enrollment.. good friend
Biel: ahhm siya yung nagsupervise samin nung LPEP.... nerdyyyy
2nd Row (from left)
Ciara: nagsupervise rin siya tulad ni Biel... maganda!
Erika: makulit at maraming kuwento sa buhay kaya sobrang daldal
Happy: cool at sobrang religious cause member sya ng GenRev
Jo-anne: sobrang ganda... mabait... thougtful... ano pa kaya?
Zhane: ito pang isang maraming kuwento pero mabait... laging tumutulong lalo na nung PE swimming!
Kim: pinakamakulitzzzz.. hehe! Bait ito sobra. Kala mo tahimik eh mahilig magbiro.
Cherry: mabait at syempre love ni Mark
Sha: lahat kumpleto na lalong lalo na ang kabaitan at katalinuhan
Kaye: masayahin din to at palakuwento
Powee: brainy nice guy high? nyek e di pareho! good boi si poweeboi!
3rd Row (from left)
Larcey: ahhhm, magaling kumanta at magaling sa lahat ng bagay!
Aleli: sarcastic word is enough... pero mabait rin ito tsaka laging may candy... pahingi?
Ghie: maganda at love ni Edzz.. mahilig magbigay ng joke sakin
Anna: good girl at responsible... yan si Anna!
RC: Hey man! makulit at masayahin (Englishero)
4th Row (from left)
Jeje: isa sa pinaka close ko sa block.. sobrang saya kasama at puro tawanan....
Paola: ito syempre love ni "dO".. isa pang maraming kuwento sa buhay
JM: JM, ano nga ulit ang password ko? Ito yung blockmate ko na may access ng mga secrets ko
Alvin: super talino... mahilig sa anime pati na rin sa computer games... totoo ba?
Win: tahimik raw pero magulo rin... yan si Win, good friend!
Marco: mayabang raw? pero may maipagmamayabang naman! Genius to!
5th Row (from Left)
Cris: ako to,,, angal kau?
Vincent: a.k.a. "DO".. love ni Paola at kasabay ko lagi umuwi.. makulit
Jeremy: kasabay ko rin umuwi kasi parehong taga-Marikina... makulit rinMark
Oyelle: talino rin tsaka pag nagsalita parang professor na! Kaya mo yan!
Irwin: kahit di niya ako bati, bati ko naman siya..
6th Row (from left)
Sonny: magulo to pero ok lang naman..
Eduard: love nya si Ghie.. pareho silang mahilig magjoke sakin.
Axis: ay ewan, laging nagpapasira na araw ko... joke lang! mabait naman
Mark Lim: mabango to! (haha) Joke! Pinaka jologs sa lahat... pareho kami
Ford:masayahin ito kaya malakas sa chicks
Mon: laging inaaway! basta good boy to si Mon.. pasabay umuwi?
Wala sa picture
Veetuoy: ano ba? mahilig manakit... joke! Thanks sa pagpapahiram ng bag ha! Pinuwersa mo kasi bag ko eh!
Martin: medyo iresponsable sa pag-aaral pero mabait naman
Note: Ang mga nakalagay dito ay kung ano lang yung tingin ko kaya sana don't generalize! (tama ba yun?)
i don't wanna be... a murderer
Ito yung kanta na "matatamaan" yung mga taong mahilig magsinungaling lalung-lalo na sa relasyon. Sabihin mo nalang yung totoo kaysa sa manloko. Well, maliban sa pagiging meaningful ng kanta, yung kanta mismo "maganda"! Pati na rin yung kumanta---si Rihanna! As a newcomer in music industry, marami na siyang napabilib sa ganda ng boses at hubog ng mga kanta. Maganda rin yung second single niya na "If It's Lovin' That You Want". Share ko lang yung lyrics nu "Unfaithful" ha....
Unfaithful
---Rihanna
Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company
[Verse 1:]
He's more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
The clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
To him I just can't be true
[Bridge:] And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dyin'
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be.... a murderer
[Verse 2:]
I feel it in the air
As I'm doin my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss upon my cheek
As he reluctantly
Asks if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hangin' with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well
[Bridge:]
Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I'm happy with some other guy
I can see him dyin'
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be.... a murderer
[Breakdown - Verse 3:]
Our love... his trust I might as well take a gun
And put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this... anymore Oooohhh... anymore
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
And I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be.... a murderer ...a murderer
No no no yeah yeah yeah
Unfaithful
---Rihanna
Story of my life
Searching for the right
But it keeps avoiding me
Sorrow in my soul
Cause it seems that wrong
Really loves my company
[Verse 1:]
He's more than a man
And this is more than love
The reason that the sky is blue
The clouds are rolling in
Because I'm gone again
To him I just can't be true
[Bridge:] And I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I am happy with some other guy
I can see him dyin'
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be.... a murderer
[Verse 2:]
I feel it in the air
As I'm doin my hair
Preparing for another date
A kiss upon my cheek
As he reluctantly
Asks if I'm gonna be out late
I say I won't be long
Just hangin' with the girls
A lie I didn't have to tell
Because we both know
Where I'm about to go
And we know it very well
[Bridge:]
Cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful
And it kills him inside
To know that I'm happy with some other guy
I can see him dyin'
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
Everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be.... a murderer
[Breakdown - Verse 3:]
Our love... his trust I might as well take a gun
And put it to his head
Get it over with
I don't wanna do this... anymore Oooohhh... anymore
[Chorus:]
I don't wanna do this anymore
I don't wanna be the reason why
And everytime I walk out the door
I see him die a little more inside
And I don't wanna hurt him anymore
I don't wanna take away his life
I don't wanna be.... a murderer ...a murderer
No no no yeah yeah yeah
And the REASON is you...
IF I WERE YOU
--Hoobastank
You seem to find the dark when everything is bright
You look for all thats wrong instead of all thats right
Does it feel good to you to rain on my parade
You never say a word unless its to complain
Its driving me insane
If i were you
Holding the world right in my hands
The first thing i'd do
Is thank the stars for all that i have
If i were you
Look what surrounds you now
More than you ever dreamed
Have you forgotten just how hard it used to be
So whats it going to take
For you to realize
It all could go away in one blink of an eye
It happens all the time
If i were you
Holding the world right in my hands
The first thing i'd do
Is thank the stars above
Tell the world i love that i do
If i were you
So whats it going to take
For you to realize
It all could go away in one blink of an eye
It happens all the time
If i were you
Holding the world right in my hands
The first thing i'd do
Is thank the stars above
For the world i love
Take a breath and enjoy the view
Live the life that i've wanted to
If i were you
301 days, 7 hours, 10 minus and 5 seconds
So much for trailers! Spiderman 3 is very exciting!
Kung iisipin mo, pano malalabanan ng isang hero ang apat na kontrabida sa isang movie lang? Tapos kung panonoorin mo yung trailer magiging kalaban pa yata ang ating bida! Sana naman di siya maging katulad ni Venom, Sandman, Green Goblin at ni Lizard na magsisimula nang maghasik ng lagim sa May 4! Watch out also for the new black costume of spiderman! Haha!
May sabi-sabi na wala na raw spiderman 4. Ayaw na kasi no Tobey na maging spiderman lang habang buhay. Gayon rin si Sam Raimi (my favorite director) na gustong mag try na mag-direct ng ibang movie para lalo pa raw mahasa ang galing niya. Eh kung i-derect niya na kaya ang susunod! Haha! Kung mawala man itong mga importante sa spiderman series, syempre medyo maglalaylo ang mga tao kasi nakasanayan na nila si Tobey at si Sam.
Biro niyo yung spiderman 2 ay nagkaroon ng halos 155 million dollars na kita sa USA within 5-day showing lang, di katulad ng Superman returns na 84 million dollars lang sa 5-day showing nito. Kaya mas magaling pa rin si baby spidey! haha! ---continuation---->
1 is greater than 0
Top 25 reasons why I like being a math major---marco
top 25
you tend to be objective. you rely on facts, not feelings. this shows a better sense of professionalism compared to those lousy E. majors.
top 24
most GENIUSES are mathematicians.
top 23
you don't know what job suits you best.
top 22
you fall asleep faster, you count the sheep twice as fast.
top 21
you get to compute imaginary numbers using imaginary solutions.
top 20
you can meet your professors on the first and last day of classes and still get a passing mark for the course.
top 19
you have a keen sense of time. we like starting our work at the last minute.
top 18
you don't need to bring a handful to school, just a pen, some paper and a calculator, and you'll do just fine.
top 17
simplicity is virtue. writers express, artists impress, math majors COMPLICATE.
top 16
there are different ways to solve mathematical problems. you can copy the answer from a seat mate, then find another solution to it, and the teacher won't even notice.
top 15
you don't need to know what you're doing as long as you're doing it right.
top 14
infinity isn't such a large number. (we know why.)
top 13
if you have similar answers, it's either you're both correct, or you're both wrong. it's usually the latter but nobody notices.
top 12
the first step to solving any mathematical problem is to PANIC.
top 11
most of your professors don't understand what they're saying.
top 10
you go to college just to find out you were mis-educated in math subjects during primary and secondary schools.
top 9
you actually know how to use a scientific calculator.
top 8
you need not be right in everything. you just need to make them BELIEVE you're right, even if you're not.
top 7
you find it easier to disprove others' work than to prove yours.
top 6
the more SCRIBBLES you have on your math exam paper, the higher the score.
top 5
people don't understand you, if you're discussing something complicated, they think you're smart.
top 4
you take up subjects you can NEVER apply at work.
top 3
you need to be able to prove that 1 > 0
top 2
you always have an excuse for DIRTY exam papers, why?...'cause good mathematicians never work clean.and..
top 1
you is not good on grammars. we ARE math majors after all.
taken from:
http://marcoangelo.multiply.com/journal/item/10
Prettier than PINK
WHO KNEW
by: PINK
You took my hand
You showed me how
You promised me
you'd be around
Uh huh
That's right
I took your words
And I believed
In everything
You said to me
Yeah huh
That's right
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them up
Cause they're all wrong
I know better
Cause you said forever
And ever
Who knew
Remember when we were such fools
And so convinced
and just too cool
Oh no No no
I wish I could touch you again
I wish I could still call you friend
I'd give anything
When someone said count your blessings now
For they're long gone
I guess I just didn't know how I was all wrong
They knew better
Still you said forever
And ever
Who knew
Yeah yeah
I'll keep you locked in my head
Until we meet again
Until we
Until we meet again
And I won't forget you my friend
What happened
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong and
That last kiss
I'll cherish
Until we meet again
And time makes
It harder
wish I could remember
But I keep
Your memory
You visit me in my sleep
My darling
Who knew
My darling
My darling
Who knew
My darling
I miss you
My darlïng
Who knew
Who knew
by: PINK
You took my hand
You showed me how
You promised me
you'd be around
Uh huh
That's right
I took your words
And I believed
In everything
You said to me
Yeah huh
That's right
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them up
Cause they're all wrong
I know better
Cause you said forever
And ever
Who knew
Remember when we were such fools
And so convinced
and just too cool
Oh no No no
I wish I could touch you again
I wish I could still call you friend
I'd give anything
When someone said count your blessings now
For they're long gone
I guess I just didn't know how I was all wrong
They knew better
Still you said forever
And ever
Who knew
Yeah yeah
I'll keep you locked in my head
Until we meet again
Until we
Until we meet again
And I won't forget you my friend
What happened
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong and
That last kiss
I'll cherish
Until we meet again
And time makes
It harder
wish I could remember
But I keep
Your memory
You visit me in my sleep
My darling
Who knew
My darling
My darling
Who knew
My darling
I miss you
My darlïng
Who knew
Who knew
Crazy Little Thing Called 'Life'
Ang buhay talaga masyadong komplikado. Hindi mo alam kung saan ka patutungo. Marahil ito ay dahil sa hindi natin batid ang maaaring kahinatnan ng ating mga ginagawa. Wala tayong ideya sa hinaharap, sa kinabukasan. Nasa kamay man natin o talagang nakaguhit na sa ating kapalaran, mahalagang ingatan pa rin ang buhay na ating hiram, hiram sa Maykapal. Narito ang ilang bagay na maaaring makatulong upang maging kapakipakinabang ang buhay na hindi natin alam kung kailan babawiin.
15 Laws of Life….
-from Swami Vivekananda
1. Love Is The Law Of Life: All love is expansion, all selfishness is contraction. Love is therefore the only law of life. He who loves lives, he who is selfish is dying. Therefore, love for love's sake, because it is law of life, just as you breathe to live.
2. It's Your Outlook That Matters: It is our own mental attitude, which makes the world what it is for us. Our thoughts make things beautiful, our thoughts make things ugly. The whole world is in our own minds. Learn to see things in the proper light.
3. Life is Beautiful: First, believe in this world - that there is meaning behind everything. Everything in the world is good, is holy and beautiful. If you see something evil, think that you do not understand it in the right light. Throw the burden on yourselves!
4. It's The Way You Feel: Feel like Christ and you will be a Christ; feel like Buddha and you will be a Buddha. It is feeling that is the life, the strength, the vitality, without which no amount of intellectual activity can reach God.
5. Set Yourself Free: The moment I have realised God sitting in the temple of every human body, the moment I stand in reverence before every human being and see God in him - that moment I am free from bondage, everything that binds vanishes, and I am free.
6. Don't Play The Blame Game: Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way.
7. Help Others: If money helps a man to do good to others, it is of some value; but if not, it is simply a mass of evil, and the sooner it is got rid of, the better.
8. Uphold Your Ideals: Our duty is to encourage every one in his struggle to live up to his own highest idea, and strive at the same time to make the ideal as near as possible to the Truth.
9. Listen To Your Soul: You have to grow from the inside out. None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. There is no other teacher but your own soul.
10. Be Yourself: The greatest religion is to be true to your own nature. Have faith in yourselves!
11. Nothing Is Impossible: Never think there is anything impossible for the soul. It is the greatest heresy to think so. If there is sin, this is the only sin - to say that you are weak, or others are weak.
12. You Have The Power: All the powers in the universe are already ours. It is we who have put our hands before our eyes and cry that it is dark.
13. Learn Everyday: The goal of mankind is knowledge... now this knowledge is inherent in man. No knowledge comes from outside: it is all inside. What we say a man 'knows', should, in strict psychological language, be what he 'discovers' or 'unveils'; what man 'learns' is really what he discovers by taking the cover off his own soul, which is a mine of infinite knowledge.
14. Be Truthful: Everything can be sacrificed for truth, but truth cannot be sacrificed for anything.
15. Think Different: All differences in this world are of degree, and not of kind, because oneness is the secret of everything.
Ngayong maliwanag na ang lahat ng mga bagay-bagay, handa ka nang humarap sa mga pagsubok. Handa ka nang harapin ang hinaharap. Mabuhay tayong lahat!
Felis Silvestris Catus
Minsan lagi silang inaapi, laging pinagbibintangan kung bakit nagkakahika ang mga tao.
Hindi ko inisip na magkakaalaga uli ako ng pusa. Isang araw, may dumating na isang kulay dilaw na pusa sa bahay namin. Una, pinalabas ko kasi hindi sa tingin ko pampagulo lang yan samin. Pero pilit pa rin siyang pumapasok kahit ilang hampas na ang nakuha niya. Iyon, may awa pa ring nagtulak sa puso ko na alagaan ko nalang siya.
Nakakatuwang isipin na pinagaaksayahan ko ng panahon na sumulat dito tungkol sa isang pusa lang. Mahilig talaga ako sa hayop. Nagkaroon na ako ng aso (Moo, Jinky ang mga names nila), rabbit(Jasmine), hamster(Rainbow, Dream), isda(fishy,many more), bantam chicken (Seinfel),pati gagamba(Peter Parker). Nagkaroon rin ako ng catterpillar na nakuha ko sa kalamansi plant namin. Tapos pinasok ko sa bote and eventually naging butterfly. Naawa ako pinakawaln ko rin sila. Nagkaroon na rin ako ng pusa dati. Pusang-gala rin na kinupkop ng maawain kong puso. Kaso di ko natandaan ang pangalan kasi nawala yun. May mga taong nagkainteres pagkatapos kong patabain. Masaya kasi pag nakikita mo silang lumalaki di katulad ng Tamagotchi dati na parang tanga ka na alaga nang alaga eh wala namang buhay. In short, non-sense! Naalala ko pa nung bata ako na nanghuhli kami ng maliliit na goldfish sa kanal. Kadiri pero ginagawa namin dati yun ng mga kalaro ko. Tapos yung nahuli ko pala buntis kaya nanganak nalang siya sa bote na giinawa ko nalang aquarium. Pati gagamba rin na nahuli ko nanganak. Iniisip ko kung swete ba iyon o hinde?
Pinangalan ko ang pusa ko ngayon na 'SURI'. Kinuha ko ito sa pangalan ng anak nina Tom Cruise at Katie Holmes kasi yung time na nagkaanak sila pumunta sa bahay namin si suri. Iyon!. Makulit laging nakikipaglaro. Masaya rin namang magkaroon ng pusa eh. Kung bored ka at walang magawa, laruin mo lang sila at makikipaglaro rion sila. Uto-uto noh! Pero okay yon. Kaso madalang siya kumain. Natural na ba sa pusa iyon?
Someday kung free ako pupunta ako sa mga organization na nag-aalaga ng mga pets and other animals. Hindi lang magkakaroon ng pagkakataon na mag-alaga ng iba't-ibang animals kundi pagkakataon na rin na maka-meet ng new friends. Hindi ko pa alam kung kailan. Sana malapit na!
Before I go, I wanna share you something about CATS.
Did you know?
Ailurophilia is the "love of cats."
Cats have three eyelids
The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique,just like the fingerprint of a human.
White paws on cats are commonly called boots when in fact they are referred to as gloves.
There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with33 different breeds.
Chattam Island in the Pacific is overrun by thousands of cats--every one of them black--that live on fish.
The American cat population reached nearly 68 million in 1996.American Demographics magazine estimates that's about 200 millionkitty yawns per hour and a whopping 425 million catnaps each day!
Scientific comparison and examination of both a dogs brain and a cats brain has shown that a cats brain is more similar to a humans than that of the dog.
A cat's heart beats twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to140 beats per minute.
Since housecats are clean and their coats are dry and glossy,their fur easily becomes charged with electricity. You can seesparks if you rub your cat's fur in the dark.
Cougars can kill animals eight times their size.
There is no single cat called the panther. The name is commonlyapplied to the leopard, but it is also used to refer to the pumaand the jaguar. A black panther is really a black leopard.
25% of cat owners blow dry their cats hair after a bath.
Almost 10 percent of a cats bones are in its tail
The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Males weigh twelve totwenty pounds, with females weighing ten to fifteen pounds. Thesmallest cat breed is the Singapura. Males weigh about sixpounds while females weigh about four pounds.
Calico cats are almost always female.
Cats have thirty teeth. Kittens have baby teethwhich are replaced by permanent fangs at around sevenmonths of age.
If your cat is near you, and her tail is quivering, this is thegreatest expression of love your cat can give you. If her tailstarts thrashing, her mood has changed --- Time to distanceyourself from her.
Cats spend about 30% of their time grooming.
The most popular names for male cats are Tiger, Tigger, Smokey,Pepper, Max, Maxwell, Simon, Snoopy, Morris, Mickey, Rusty,Rusti, Boots, and Bootsie.
A falling cat will always right itself in a precise order.First the head will rotate, then the spine will twist and therear legs will align, then the cat will arch its back to lessenthe impact of the landing.
A group of cats is called a clowder of cats.
It is believed that a white cat sitting on your doorstep justbefore your wedding is a sign of lasting happiness. White catsare a symbol of good luck in America, while black cats are a signof bad luck.
To get a full information go to this site:
http://petcaretips.net/cat_trivia.html
Now, care for your pets!
Life is a Box of Chocolate
...You'll never know what you can get! Sobra naman... ang malas ko talaga pag bunutan. Out of 38 students in our speech class, pang-third ako na magprepresent ng speech. Dapat talaga paghandaan because one week nalang ang preparation. Sira pa naman ang computer ko ngayon (the power supply).
Newton's First Law of Motion. Normally, alam na iyan ng maraming tao. Dahil sa may alam naman ako tungkol diyan at medyo madali, yun nalang ang kinuha kong topic. Ano nga ba ang mayroon sa First Law ni kuya Isaac? Sabi nila "an object in motion remains in motion. an object at rest remains at rest. unless acted upon by an unbalnced force". Medyo mahirap intindihin especially kung di ka inclined sa technical terms na ganyan. Sa madaling salita "Objects keeps on doing what it's doing". Yan ibig sabihin, gumagalaw lang siya diyan sa tabi o nagpapahinga. Tama! Pinag-iisipan ko pa ang mga strategy na gusto kong gawin eh para mapaganda naman ang presentation. Pwede ako mag-joke muna o kaya magbigay ng trivia. Pero after that, seryoso na tayo!
Sa totoo lang, may pagkabulol ako tsaka medyo mahiyain sa harapan lalo na kapag ganitong pressure ang nararamdaman. So, sana maging maganda ang mangyayari.
"Did you know that Sir Isaac Newton never married? It is said he was very generous with his nieces and nephews and with the scientists who helped him in his work."
Wonderful Song... Nice Music
BAD DAY
by Daniel Powter
Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song
just to turn it around
You say you don't know You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile
and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down
and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on
You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down
and you really don't mind
You had a bad day (Oh.. Holiday..)
Sometimes the system goes on the brink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong
So where is the passion
when you need it the most
Oh you and I You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Had a bad day
Had a bad day
Am I Happy?
Masaya ba ako?
Tumingin ka sa paligid mo. Ang raming tao noh? Lalo na kapag pumunta ka pa sa mall at supermarket. Maingay ngunit nandun pa rin ang kasiyahan sa kanilang mga mukha. Ngunit ano nga ba talaga ang sukatan ng kaligayahan ng isang tao. Anu-ano bang mga uri ng kasiyahan ang nakukuha ng bawat isa sa atin?
Simulan natin sa kasiyahan sa pagkakaroon ng mga bagay na gusto nating makamit. Aminin man natin o hindi mahalaga talaga sa buhay ng mga tao ang PERA! Nagbibigay ito ng kasiyahan sa tao ngunit sa panandaliang panahon lamang dahil madali rin itong mawala. Isa pa,madalas na dito nagmumula ang away ng pamilya. Sa pamamagitan ng pera, nakukuha natin ang gusto nating mga bagay tulad ng pagbili ng bagong gadget ngayon, mga damit at sapatos, maging sa mga pagkain na kailangan natin sa araw-araw na buhay.
Madalas tayong mangarap dahil wala namang bayad ang mangarap. Wala tayong hinahamak na ibang tao kung anuman ang naisin natin sa buhay. Isa sa dahilan kung bakit nagiging masaya ang isang tao ay dahil sa pagkamit ng kaniyang mga pangarap. Lahat ay gustong makatapos ng pag-aaral, gustong makapagtrabaho nang marangal o kaya'y magkaroon ng matataas na marka upang hindi ikaw lamamg ang maging masaya kundi pati ang iyong mga magulang at ibang mahal sa buhay. Kapag nakamit na natin ang mga ito ay abot hanggang langit ang ngiti sa ating mga labi. Isang kasiyahang hindi mababayaran ninuman.
May mga kasiyahan namang nagmumula sa mga tao na nakapaligid sa atin. Iyon ang mga mahal natin sa buhay, ang ating pamilya, mga kaibigan, maging ang taong ating iniibig. Masaya tayo kung alam nating nandiyan lang sila sa ating tabi na gumamagabay sa bawat hakbang na ating tinatahak. Sila ang nagbibigay ng lakas at determinasyon sa ating buhay upang patuloy na lumaban. Sa kanila tayo kumukuha ng mga karanasan na dadalhin natin sa susunod na mga pangyayari. Kung minsan ay hindi natin malilimutan ang masasayang araw kapag kasama natin sila.
Nasasabik tayo na magkaroon ng isang kasiyahang pangmatagalan o kaya'y permanente na. Ang pagkakaroon ng kapayapaan ay higit nating minimithi maging sa panlabas na kapayapaan o sa kapayapaan ng ating kalooban. Masarap mabuhay nang wala kang hinanakit sa iyong sarili. Masaya ka kung walang galit sa puso mo o anumang paghihiganti. Mahirap man ito matamo sa ilan ngunit may pagkakataon pa para makamit ang ganitong kaligayahn.
Sana'y lagi nalang tayong masaya at walang problemang iniisip! Ngunit alam nating hindi ito pwedeng mangyari. Sabi nga nila na kapag sobrang saya mo raw ay kapalit naman ay sobrang lungkot. Tiyakin natin na ang lahat ng bagay ay nasa tamang balanse. May kasiyahan nga, meron din namang problema na magpapatatag sa ating puso at isipan. Kung hindi man makayanan ang pagbuhos ng problema sa buhay mo, huwag mawawalan ng pag-asa. Ito ang ating sandigan at unang yugto sa tagumpay. Iba ang pakiramdam kapag natamo mo ang pag-asa na sa akal mo'y hindi mo na makakamit. Ito ang kasiyahang nagbibigay ng lakas ng loob. Ito ang pag-asang binigay sa atin ng Diyos para matuwid ang ating mga kamalian.
Mga batang bibo, mga jokes ng magkakaibigan, paglalaro ng sports at computer games, pagmamake-over, pagkanta at pagsayaw, pagpunta sa party at gimmicks. Ilan lamang ito sa mga nagdudulot ng kasiyahan sa araw-araw nating pamumuhay. Simple lang ngunit nakakapagpabago ng araw. Kahit isang text lang sayo ng 'Magandang Umaga' ng isang mahal sa buhay ay nagbibigay na ng ngiti sa iyong mukha. Ngayon, itanong mo sa iyong sarili:'Masaya ba ako?' Jologs noh! Haha!
Tumingin ka sa paligid mo. Ang raming tao noh? Lalo na kapag pumunta ka pa sa mall at supermarket. Maingay ngunit nandun pa rin ang kasiyahan sa kanilang mga mukha. Ngunit ano nga ba talaga ang sukatan ng kaligayahan ng isang tao. Anu-ano bang mga uri ng kasiyahan ang nakukuha ng bawat isa sa atin?
Simulan natin sa kasiyahan sa pagkakaroon ng mga bagay na gusto nating makamit. Aminin man natin o hindi mahalaga talaga sa buhay ng mga tao ang PERA! Nagbibigay ito ng kasiyahan sa tao ngunit sa panandaliang panahon lamang dahil madali rin itong mawala. Isa pa,madalas na dito nagmumula ang away ng pamilya. Sa pamamagitan ng pera, nakukuha natin ang gusto nating mga bagay tulad ng pagbili ng bagong gadget ngayon, mga damit at sapatos, maging sa mga pagkain na kailangan natin sa araw-araw na buhay.
Madalas tayong mangarap dahil wala namang bayad ang mangarap. Wala tayong hinahamak na ibang tao kung anuman ang naisin natin sa buhay. Isa sa dahilan kung bakit nagiging masaya ang isang tao ay dahil sa pagkamit ng kaniyang mga pangarap. Lahat ay gustong makatapos ng pag-aaral, gustong makapagtrabaho nang marangal o kaya'y magkaroon ng matataas na marka upang hindi ikaw lamamg ang maging masaya kundi pati ang iyong mga magulang at ibang mahal sa buhay. Kapag nakamit na natin ang mga ito ay abot hanggang langit ang ngiti sa ating mga labi. Isang kasiyahang hindi mababayaran ninuman.
May mga kasiyahan namang nagmumula sa mga tao na nakapaligid sa atin. Iyon ang mga mahal natin sa buhay, ang ating pamilya, mga kaibigan, maging ang taong ating iniibig. Masaya tayo kung alam nating nandiyan lang sila sa ating tabi na gumamagabay sa bawat hakbang na ating tinatahak. Sila ang nagbibigay ng lakas at determinasyon sa ating buhay upang patuloy na lumaban. Sa kanila tayo kumukuha ng mga karanasan na dadalhin natin sa susunod na mga pangyayari. Kung minsan ay hindi natin malilimutan ang masasayang araw kapag kasama natin sila.
Nasasabik tayo na magkaroon ng isang kasiyahang pangmatagalan o kaya'y permanente na. Ang pagkakaroon ng kapayapaan ay higit nating minimithi maging sa panlabas na kapayapaan o sa kapayapaan ng ating kalooban. Masarap mabuhay nang wala kang hinanakit sa iyong sarili. Masaya ka kung walang galit sa puso mo o anumang paghihiganti. Mahirap man ito matamo sa ilan ngunit may pagkakataon pa para makamit ang ganitong kaligayahn.
Sana'y lagi nalang tayong masaya at walang problemang iniisip! Ngunit alam nating hindi ito pwedeng mangyari. Sabi nga nila na kapag sobrang saya mo raw ay kapalit naman ay sobrang lungkot. Tiyakin natin na ang lahat ng bagay ay nasa tamang balanse. May kasiyahan nga, meron din namang problema na magpapatatag sa ating puso at isipan. Kung hindi man makayanan ang pagbuhos ng problema sa buhay mo, huwag mawawalan ng pag-asa. Ito ang ating sandigan at unang yugto sa tagumpay. Iba ang pakiramdam kapag natamo mo ang pag-asa na sa akal mo'y hindi mo na makakamit. Ito ang kasiyahang nagbibigay ng lakas ng loob. Ito ang pag-asang binigay sa atin ng Diyos para matuwid ang ating mga kamalian.
Mga batang bibo, mga jokes ng magkakaibigan, paglalaro ng sports at computer games, pagmamake-over, pagkanta at pagsayaw, pagpunta sa party at gimmicks. Ilan lamang ito sa mga nagdudulot ng kasiyahan sa araw-araw nating pamumuhay. Simple lang ngunit nakakapagpabago ng araw. Kahit isang text lang sayo ng 'Magandang Umaga' ng isang mahal sa buhay ay nagbibigay na ng ngiti sa iyong mukha. Ngayon, itanong mo sa iyong sarili:'Masaya ba ako?' Jologs noh! Haha!
'Million Dollar Baby'
Unga! Unga! Ayan lalabas na! Iri pa! Yan na ang baby! Ang bagong blog! Ano kaya ang ipapangalan natin dito? Suri kaya? Wag anak na iyon ni Tom Cruise at Katie Holmes? Eh Maria? Masyadong common naman! Tsaka male ang sex ng blog na to! Eh di Mark Joseph John Michael blah blah blah! Ang haba naman! Hay.... ano ba ang gusto nyo? Teka may naisip ako! Ano? 'Not ANother Blogger...nyek!'. Maganda yun di ba? OO nga teka san mo ba nakuha ang utak mo bakit sobra yata ang galing mo? E di sa nanay ko... kasi blogger rin siya eh! (Wahahaha!). Puwes binyagan na natin itong bagong blog na ito? Saan naman? Ano ka ba naman siyempre sa sementeryo.. este sa simbahan pala! Ahh sige ihahanda ko na ang papeles at ang mga ninong at ninang.
Birth Certificate:
Name: Not Another Blogger...nyek!
Birthday: May 29, 2006 at 12:30 in the afternoon
Sex: Male
Weight: 3 pounds, 1 for the head, 1 for the body and 1 for the pwet! Shocks! Walang paa!
Place of Birth: STRC sa La Salle
Parent's Name: Unknown (bleh!)
Name of Doctor: Biglang umalis ayaw yata ng bayad
Favorite Color: Magenta with a shade of Purple Mango
Favorite Dance: Cappucino
Favorite TV Show: Wow! Mali
O! Yan na ang birth certificate! Haha! Cnu naman yung mga ninong at ninang? Nandito na nga sila eh? Yan naka red carpet pa! Oh si Sharon Cuneta... ano kasama si Gabby? Di ba matagal na sila hiwalay? O Eto pa si Maricel Soriano.. Hay Maricel buti napunta ka dito! Thanks ah! Sino kasama mo? Maricel: I tetext ko na lang sayo. Ah ganon ba... kumusta ka naman? Maricel: I tetext ko nalang sayo! O cge na nga itext mo nalang! Oh si Fernanado Poe nandyan (natatakot). Bakit ka natatakot? Eh di ba tigok na yan? OO nga noh tara tak---takbo!
Natapos na ang binyagan kaya masaya na ang lahat. teka... may humabol si Manny Pacquiao! Oh Manny, magpapainom ka raw? Manny: Sinong nagsabi? Sila!
Ito na ang Baptismal Certificate:
Date of Baptism: May 29, 2006 12:40 pm
Place: Manila Cathedral bininyagan ni Pope Benedict XVI
GodMothers: Sharon Cuneta, Maricel Soriano, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo (Ang Saya saya noh! wahhh), Kitkat(bakit ka kasali?)
GodFathers: Fernando Poe Jr., Manny Pacquiao, George Bush, Dan Brown, Osama Bin-Laden
Thanks for coming! Yan tapos na ang seremonya ng binyagan kaya ngayon kainan na. Ano bang handa niyo diyan? Meron kaming Chicken Soup for the Soul at Banana Q ni Aling Princess... Manny Pacquaio: Sige ito bili kayo ng isang case ng SMB. Isa lang? Manny: OO, bakit may anagl ka baka gusto mong maknock-out! Dan Brown: Ako gusto ko kumain kasi mamamatay na ako! Ano? Bakit ka naman mamamatay? Dan Brown: Kasi Last Supper ko na ito eh kinuha kasi ni Da Vinci yung Banana Q eh! Kitkat: Ako gusto niyo anong kainin? Ayaw.. pangit lasa mo! Kitkat: ANo! Bakit? Eh gusto namin Hershey's eh Kitkat: Jologs niyo!
Umuwi na ang lahat dahil tapos na ang kainan.Bush: Tara na uwi na tayo! GMA: saan sa Amerika! Yehey makakapunta na rin ako USA! Osama: Ulol, sa New York Cubao lang yan nakatira. Gloria: Ay ganon ba... ako nalang isama mo sa Saudi. Bush: Ang tanga mo talaga! hindi pa yan uuwi. GMA: Bakit? Eh lahat umuwi na ah! Bush: Eh magpapa-autograph pa yan kay Fernando Poe, kasi no.1 fan siya nito. GMA: Ako favotire ko si ERAP kasi galing niya sumuntok, Bush: Ako si Jacky Chan kasi galing niyang magpatawa! Osama: Tama na nga yan babayu!
O ayan! alam niyo na ang nangyari sa kapanganakan ni 'Not Another Blogger, at ang binyag niya! Kaya enjoy niyo nalang ang mga susunod na kabanata sa buhay niya! Babay!